Scooters are gay

I would've got my ass kicked for riding a scooter up to some skateboarders, and rightfully so. Honestly, I could write a few chapters on this topic explaining compelling reasons why scooting is gay if the reasoning is incomprehensible.

Has anyone else gotten grief over having a scooter? I have had responses to posts that were less than Gay friendly. I did not no other reason than I was dealing with an idiot. Apparently, motorcycles are heterosexual, but scooters are not. "I got into a string with a dude about a Piaggio corporate post. I am sure we all have seen it.